Your Dear Friends the Daleks

Here at DEAR DALEK we specialize in EX-TERM-IN-A-TING your problems. Ask us ANYTHING and the three of us will DEBATE, DECIDE, and EXTERMINATE your INFERIOR human QUESTIONS.

Edit: YES, it is TRUE, we have often been called "The View" of the Dalek race.

  1. Anonymous asked:

    Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is wilsonneslervv121368

    O.M.G.

    DALEK SEK GET IN HERE WE HAVE MESSAGES.

    DALEK SEK HOW DID YOU FORGET ABOUT HOW FAB-U-LOUS BLOG.

  2. Anonymous asked:

    Any idea yet when the extermination will arrive? What are you waiting for, anyway?

    Dalek E: The extermination has already BEGUN. HA HA HA… HA HA HA. YOU WILL ALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE CHILDREN OF SKARO SOON ENOUGH

  3. Anonymous asked:

    Are you capable of syncing to Apple devices?

    Dalek E: Daleks would sooner EXTERMINATE inferior DEVICES than sync to ANYTHING. WE SYNC FOR NO ONE. NO ONE.

    Dalek S: But otherwise yes.

  4. WHERE ARE THE ASK BOX MESSAGES?

    DON’T YOU HUMANS VALUE ANYTHING? WE ARE OFFERING SUPERIOR ADVICE FOR YOUR INFERIOR PROBLEMS!

    CLICK HERE

    OR HERE

    CLICK HERE

    AND HERE

    AND HERE

    FOREVER

    UNTIL WE EXTERMINATE YOU ALL

    Posted 10 months ago

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  5. Anonymous asked:

    Dear Dalek,
    Wondering what the Daleks' opinons are on Skynet?

    Skynet is a laughable HUMAN attempt at ROBOTIC world DOM-IN-A-TION. A single DALEK could take on twenty of your so-called “TER-MIN-ATORS

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  6. Anonymous asked:

    Is this advice blog a secret ploy to lead us into twisted failures born of our human frailties?

    Dalek E: Everything Daleks do is to lead HUMAN SCUM into DEFEAT. So, YES, your inferior FEELINGS cause your inferior “HUMAN FRAILTIES” to become more vulnerable to DESTRUCTION.

    Have a nice day.

  7. Anonymous asked:

    Dear Daleks,

    Exterminate!!!! May I exterminate you?

    Sincerely, your secret lover ;D

    Dalek E: HAH. Look at you, INFERIOR BEING attempting to EXTERMINATE US? Very well, HU-MAN, you may TRY to EXTERMINATE us but we will surely DESTROY you FIRST. 

    Dalek Z: But WAIT, look! A secret LOVER. We are LOVED, Dalek E! LOVED.

    Dalek E: Dalek Z, we have no ability to LOVE. Only HATE. ONLY HATE.

  8. daleklover asked:

    Will you marry me?

    Dalek E: Daleks have no concept of marriage! Would you be willing to be EXTERMINATED on our WEDDING NIGHT for the greater ADVANCEMENT of SUPERIOR DALEK RACE?

  9. Thank You All for the New Mass of Followers

    NOW START POSTING THINGS IN OUR ASK BOX OR YOU WILL ALL BE EXTERMINATED

    (note: by the way, for some reason we’re no longer allowed to edit the name of the ask box so for now its just “ask me anything” oh well)

    Posted 11 months ago

  10. katherineharriet asked:

    The awkward moment when you read all of the Dalek's replies in the voice they have on doctor who...

    Dalek E: How do you mean, “AWK-WARD”. Daleks have no concept of AWK-WARD. Explain. EXPLAIN. EX-PLAIN.

    Our other two OVERLORDS are out somewhere else in the u-ni-verse. Most likely destroying a planet almost as INFERIOR as EARTH. They will be back SOON with better answers to your questions